Academy of the Balkan Dads
| Academy of the Balkan Dads Academia Taților Balcanici (ATB) | |
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| Motto: A Balkan dad always finds a solution. | |
| Established | 5 May 2022 |
| Type | National Academy, Learned Society |
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| Protecteur | Queen Constanța I |
| President | Trubadurul |
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| Location | Naoi, FBU |
| Colors | Yellow White |
The 'Academy of the Balkan Dads (Romanian: Academia Taților Balcanici) was established in 2022 as a result of a series of jokes between Mibu and Andrei Mirea regarding their dads behavior. This ”academy” brings together all individuals who exhibit Balkan dad-like behavior and aims to popularize the term "Balkan dad" and carry forward this weighty and honorable legacy. However, its founders particularly emphasize the tradition of making jokes and memes about Balkan dads.
What is a ”Balkan dad”?
It is a phenomenon, one could even say it's a state of mind, in which the person being referred to believes they know everything and nothing at the same time. They are stubborn and unwilling to accept help from others because they believe they know best. They also possess a fragile ego and tend to respond negatively to any feedback received from those around them.
”A Balkan dad always finds a solution.” - quote of Andrei Mirea used as a motto of the Academy
Objectives of the Academy
- Education and knowledge transmission: The Academy aims to educate younger generations about the traditions and behaviors specific to balkan dads, fostering respect for this cultural heritage.
- Promotion of Balkan humor: A fundamental pillar of the Academy’s activity is the conservation and perpetuation of the tradition of using humor, jokes, and memes to illustrate the unique relationship between balkan dads and their families.
- Interdisciplinary research: The Academy supports research in various fields, from cultural and sociological studies to exact sciences and modern technologies, integrating the "balkan dad" perspective into contemporary approaches.
- Organization of events and conferences: Every year, the Academy organizes conferences, symposia, and workshops where the evolution and influence of the "balkan dad" in society are discussed.
Organizational Structure
The position of President of this "esteemed cultural institution" was unanimously awarded to the Trubadurul due to his multifaceted development, multiple abilities, and talent in handling wire, one of the ancient pursuits of Balkan dads.
The Academy of Balkan Dads does not have a fixed number of members, but they can be categorized as: Balkan dads (full members), aspiring Balkan dads (corresponding members/candidates), and honorary Balkan dads (honorary members). Membership in this cultural institution is for life, and members are selected from the corresponding members through an interdisciplinary evaluation conducted by a committee to establish the authenticity of their "Balkan dad" behavior.
Research Institutes
Within the Academy of the Balkan Dads, we have the following institutes:
- Institute for balkan dad Research (IBFR) is responsible for studying and documenting the behaviors, customs, and traditions specific to the balkan dad. The institute conducts ethnographic, sociological, and psychological studies to identify the defining traits of the modern balkan dad and his influence on society.
- Commission for the Preservation of Paternal Jokes (CPPJ) role is to collect, archive, and analyze jokes and anecdotes that authentically reflect the behavior of the balkan dad. It collaborates with other experts to ensure that traditional Balkan humor is preserved and passed on to future generations.
- Institute of Paternal Heraldry and Symbolism (IPHS) studies and develops the symbolism associated with the balkan dad, including the insignia and coat of arms of the Academy, as well as any other symbols used to represent the cultural heritage of balkan dads. The institute also contributes to the development of protocol norms and ceremonies specific to the Brotherhood of United Blocks.
- Center for Paternal Innovation and Technology (CPIT) investigates how the balkan dad can adapt modern technology to daily life while maintaining traditional values. Projects such as the development of apps dedicated to paternal jokes or gadgets specific to the balkan dad are part of this institution's portfolio.
- Department of Balkan Linguistics and Rhetoric (DBLR) is focuses on the analysis and preservation of linguistic expressions specific to the balkan dad, studying how the language and rhetoric of the father have evolved over time and contributed to the cultural identity of the region. DBLR is also a learning space where the art of the "balkan dad's reproach" is taught.
Awards
The Academy of the Balkan Dads Awards are given to all those who have actively contributed over time to the development and perfection of the "balkan dad" concept, proudly preserving the traditions and teachings of their ancestors. The award ceremony takes place in a solemn session of the Academy, where participants are honored for their outstanding contributions.
- The "Wire of the Millennium" Award - This award is symbolized by a gold-plated wire twisted into the shape of a heart, the original creation of founder Andrei. It is given to those who have perfected the art of handling wire in various household or technical activities. Handling wire is considered one of the sacred secrets of balkan dads, essential for improvising solutions to household problems.
- The "I Know Better" Award - This distinction is offered to individuals who have demonstrated remarkable abilities in "knowing better," regardless of the situation or context. The award reflects the traditional wisdom of the balkan dad, who always finds his own solutions, sometimes even defying external expertise. The laureates of this award are those who have repeatedly proven their ability to provide ingenious solutions without assistance, relying on intuition and experience.
- The "Sunday Repair" Award - This award is given to those who have dedicated their weekend mornings to the constant repair and improvement of household items, whether needed or not. This award celebrates the dedication and desire of the balkan dad to turn any ordinary day into an opportunity for DIY projects.
- The "Unmatched Speech" Trophy - This recognition is awarded to those who have achieved outstanding performances in the art of long and moralizing storytelling, with a strong hint of exaggeration but always ending with a useful piece of advice. The awarded speeches are usually those that combine humor with paternal wisdom.